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"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them.

"Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years."

Well, how fucking scientific! You believe the world's 12 thousand years old?

"That's right."

Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready?

"Uh-uh."

Dinosaurs. You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus …What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills

"God put [dinosaur fossils] here to test our faith!"

... I think God put you here to test my faith"


Bill H